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Trump Team Accuses Robert Mueller of Improperly Obtaining Confidential Communications

President Trump’s legal team is accusing Special Counsel Robert Mueller of improperly obtaining confidential communications, some of which may be protected by attorney-client privilege. If true, this could raise the stakes significantly in the battle between the White House and the obviously partisan Special Counsel.

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Female Congressional Candidate Accused of Sexual Harassment Drops Out of Race

The Sexual Misconduct Inquisition has brought down a female politician. Andrea Ramsey, a Democrat running for a U.S. House seat in Kansas, was accused of retaliating against, and sexually harassing, a male subordinate who refused her advances. She will drop out of the race as a result of these allegations.

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We’re All Gonna DIE! The Most Ridiculous Reactions to Net Neutrality Repeal

The Federal Communications Commission voted on Thursday to repeal Obama-era internet regulations. As they do with everything else, the super-reasonable folks on the Left immediately broke down into hysterics. Here is a sampling:

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NFL Tickets Dirt-Cheap Due to Racist Protests

If their goal was to drive fans away in droves, then the NFL’s “America is Racist” protests have been wildly successful. Since the barely (if at all) literate thugs who comprise the majority of the NFL began their weekly routine of telling fans, who pay for their ridiculously exorbitant salaries, that they are a bunch of bigoted racists who encourage the indiscriminate murder of innocent Black men, the damage suffered by the league has been incalculable

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Roy Moore Accuser Forged Evidence

Beverly Young Nelson’s accusations that Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore attempted to sexually assault her when he was an underage girl ignited a political firestorm and dealt a serious blow to Moore’s campaign. To substantiate her allegations, Ms. Nelson displayed her high school yearbook which, she claimed, purportedly had been signed by Moore.

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Will the LGBT Community Become Pro-Life?

Scientists studying the basis of human sexuality are claiming to have discovered genes linked to homosexuality. Will this eventually lead to the LGBT community becoming pro-life?

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Truth About Obstruction of Justice: A Review of the Statutory Law

I remain dumbfounded that there has been no serious commentary about what an obstruction of justice charge against the President, or anyone else, would require.

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58 Congressmen Vote to Impeach Trump

A vote to impeach President Trump failed miserably in the House of Representatives on Wednesday. The chamber overwhelmingly rejected an attempt to impeach Trump after a far-Left Democrat nut (I know, redundant) from Texas forced a vote.

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Is Robert Mueller Trying to Get Fired?

It is being reported that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is now looking into President Trump’s personal finances. What ostensibly began as an investigation of possible Russian interference in the 2016 election, has now morphed into an investigation of Trump personally.

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Flynn Deal Shows Mueller’s Weakness

Contrary to conventional wisdom among the talking heads in Washington and the endless parade of professional speculators on cable news who seem to know very little about the actual subject matter they are brought on to discuss, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz opined that the Michael Flynn plea deal is not evidence of the strength of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s case against President Trump, but rather is evidence of its weakness.

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RACISM: Texas State University Publishes Anti-White Racist Screed

Texas State University in San Marcos, Texas allowed a blatantly racist anti-White column to be published in the school newspaper.

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University Allows Students to Choose Their Own Race

Contrary to Leftist propaganda, true privilege and power comes not with being White, but by being a “minority.” (Just ask Barack Obama.) Nowhere is this more evident than at almost every college and university in America.

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Job Opening:

Dim-Wtted Beta Male Needed to Fill Air Time with Mindless Liberal Banter

Matt Lauer has been fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior.”

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Gun Confiscation: The Left’s Dream

After every high-profile shooting in America, Leftists immediately, and predictably, begin their calls for gun control. With the measured constraint and careful consideration of Bill Clinton in the Champagne Room at Fuzzy Holes Gentlemen’s Club in Little Rock, they self-righteously and repeatedly demand that we “do something!”

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George Takei Accused of Sexual Assault

George Takei, the extreme left-wing bomb-thrower, and amoral conscience of his cult-like followers on Twitter, has been accused of sexual assault. A former model and actor is accusing Star Trek icon George Takei of sexual assault in 1981.

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Feminist Bakes Vaginal Yeast Bread

Irrefutable Truth: Modern-day feminists are batshit crazy.

As women enjoy the same exact rights and opportunities as men, and in many ways are doing far better than men in American society today, there is no longer any reason for feminism. There is no systemic oppression to fight against, no meaningful goals to achieve. Normal women who are strong and confident have long ago moved on.

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College Encourages Symbolic Stabbing of President Trump

Every Halloween, we see colleges and universities across the country warn students not to wear costumes which might in any conceivable way offend anyone for any reason. In fact, these institutions of higher education (pardon me while I chuckle) encourage students to report one another to the Campus Thought Police for the egregious offense of wearing a costume that someone else doesn’t like.

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What the Hell is a “National Conversation” Anyway?

Leftists are constantly insisting that we have a “national conversation” about issues of racism, sexism, homophobia, slavery, colonialism, white privilege, cultural appropriation, Donald Trump’s use of Twitter, or whatever else they think could help further their argument that Conservatives and other normal people are evil.

I often wonder how a national conversation, about any topic, would actually work. Is there a conference room somewhere big enough to comfortably accommodate all 320 million of us? If so, what would be the structure of the conversation?

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Bill Nye the Failure Guy

Bill Nye the Fraudulent Science Guy recently commented to Salon’s Jeremy Binckes that he is “a failure.” He lamented the fact that despite his best efforts to convince America that a lie is the truth, (ie that we humans have radically changed the climate of the Earth by driving our cars to the grocery store) nobody seems to believe him or think that the problem is so serious that we should destroy our entire economy and way of life.

Poor little guy. He and his fellow left-wing Church of the Environment religious zealots have everything in place that they needed to brainwash the American People…

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Indoctrination 101: Inside The College Bubble

American colleges and universities have become little more than leftist indoctrination camps. Many people understand this, but most fail to realize just how bad it is.

So how does the indoctrination work? Do professors really have that much persuasive power over these ignorant little meat suits? The answer is no, professors are not as influential as we are led to believe. They are a serious problem to be sure, but they are not the only problem.

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