Feminist Bakes Vaginal Yeast Bread

Irrefutable Truth: Modern-day feminists are batshit crazy.

As women enjoy the same exact rights and opportunities as men, and in many ways are doing far better than men in American society today, there is no longer any reason for feminism. There is no systemic oppression to fight against, no meaningful goals to achieve. Normal women who are strong and confident have long ago moved on. They live their lives. The only women who still bitterly cling to feminism are the certifiably insane and maladjusted militant lesbians.

If you keep your eyes open for news stories about feminists, you will find plenty of examples that prove my point. Here is but the latest. A feminist warrior encourages other similarly-minded freaks to take vengeance upon the oppressive men in their lives by feeding them bread made with yeast…. from their vaginas!

Yes, seriously.

This, from Women’s Health:

In preparation for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, you’re probably seeing a lot of self-help articles about managing stress, dealing with unpleasant family members, and most importantly, making it through the day in one piece.

And while there’s no doubt that all of this advice is well-intentioned, sometimes, when the shit is hitting the fan and your uncle is being a sexist piece of garbage, you have to do something to regain control and remind yourself that you’re a badass bitch who no one can fuck with. And there’s no better way to do that than serving an asshole a slice of truly homemade bread…leavened with the yeast of your own vagina.

Mark Pantano is a Constitutional Conservative Writer, lawyer, and political commentator. Author of the short book “Destroying Trump.” His daily podcast, “The Mark Pantano Show” is scheduled to debut February 2018.